The nun, lighthearted, said, “He went that way.” As the gendarmes hurried away, the soldier cautiously emerged from under her skirt. “Sister,” he replied gratefully, “I can’t get you one. You see, I was desperately seeking to be sent to the front.”The nun, understanding his fear, said, “I understand access to him.”
The soldier, feeling threatened, can’t help but say, “I’m afraid you don’t mind me saying this, but you really do have an impressive pair of legs.”
The nun, with a hint of attack risk: “If you aimed a little higher, you could really impress with a pair of testicles. I don’t have access to the front line either
